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Raising Capital To Fund "WeCarriU" Greenest Mobility Service


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Only Mobility Solution To Meet Green New Deal Parameters

The Auto Channel is taking the big plunge and developing a new mobility solution...SEDAN CHAIRS.

Bob Gordon president and co-flounder of The Auto Channel said; "After all of these years of seeing venture money going into Electric Scooters, Bikes, Roller Skates, Red Wagons, we thought the Sedans could and should be the next big thing. "All of those millennials who are exhausted from standing on scooters, riding in cars, taking a bus or a taxi can now use the proprietary ChairApp to call for a Chair and then sit on their ass while two or 4 E80 Proof alcohol powered, specially trained sedan chair carriers will whisk them on their way for the next Pappy or peeka boo video game at the office.

No need to remember an address as the carriers all use maps to help them navigate the city streets,


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We are looking to raise $145 million to kick this venture off, with a WeWork model IPO later on to multiply valuation to $5 billion.

A WeCarriU Sedan Chair* on every corner

Send checks to Bob Gordon, "WeCarriU" 332 West Broadway, Louisville, KY 40202 and happy CHAIRing.

*Named after the town of Sedan in France where it was first used, the sedan chair consisted of a seat inside a cabin with a detachable roof, mounted on two poles and carried by two men known as ‘chairmen’, one at the front and one at the rear. The passenger would get in and out through a hinged door at the front of the chair. Not recommended for those who suffered with motion sickness, as sedan chairs swayed and bounced, especially when conveyed at speed through the streets!

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