Herman Cain Cigarette Smoking Ad DECODED

Breakthrough revelation of what's behind the "Cigarette Smoking" advertisement

By Marc J. Rauch
Exec. Vice President/Co-Publisher
THE AUTO CHANNEL

Over the last couple of weeks, as Herman Cain's shooting-star candidacy has taken off, there have been several highly perplexing moves made by Mr. Cain. Some have even called these ... (wait for it)...MISCUES!

Well, I'm here to tell you that those incidences were mere trifles compared to this cigarette smoking video ad that has just been made public. And after hours of coast-to-coast, hemisphere-to-hemisphere telephone calls and failed Skype attempts, I have uncovered the truth!!!

The cigarette smoking is just a diversion. If you slow down the flash edits that separate each scene takes, and then run them backwards in high-speed, you see lost scenes from the old Crusader Rabbit cartoon show.

Now, what makes this so significant is the use of the word "Crusader." This of course indicates that if Cain gets elected that he will run a "crusade" to make Saturday Morning television family-friendly again by re-commissioning old television shows from the 1950's.

To the outside world this would seem insignificant, but to Hollywood insiders, they know that this would mean the laying off of current union actors (who get residuals) and technicians, and the loss of hundreds of millions in new revenues, union dues and donations to the Democratic Party.

This is the real story that all cracker-jack investigative journalists from OMG!, CNN, Huffington Post and MSNBC should be concentrating on.

And for all you voters, the question you have to wrestle with is "Do you want your Saturday Morning television to be filled with infomercials and pseudo-intellectual political talk shows, or do you want to see re-runs of Rin Tin Tin, Fury, Howdy Doody, Mighty Mouse and Farmer Grey cartoons?

Our way of life is dependent on your decision.

For me, regardless of whether the Roy Rogers and Dale Evans show makes it into the mix or not, I'm going for Cain!