We're Complacent as Hell and We're Gonna Continue to Take It Forever!

Ain't it grand being a slave

The House of Representatives votes to block E15 and other changes to the Gasoline status quo*

By Marc J. Rauch
Exec. Vice President/Co-Publisher
THE AUTO CHANNEL

Hey, how’s the financial depression been treating you, buddy? It’s pretty good, huh, all that unemployment, stagnation, increasing national debt. Glad you like it because there’s more coming.

And it’s all courtesy of our friends at the petroleum oil and gasoline companies who have successfully paid off enough politicians and media influencers to keep things just as they have been.

And what about the coming change in morality laws? You know the laws I mean, the Sharia Laws. Look let’s face it, why fight the inevitable. We all know the truth: women should have no rights and they shouldn’t be allowed to drive, go to school, go outside, vote, and all that other stuff that just complicates life. Even women recognize this as true; if they didn’t they wouldn’t stand for what goes on in those countries ruled by Sharia-based laws. The female gender is just not as good as us men. It makes perfect sense to keep using gasoline in order to keep funding the al-Quida and Hamas and Hezbollah and the Muslim Brotherhood and all the other off-shoots and splinter groups because they are, in reality, freedom fighters for us guys. Thanks to them, we may finally get rid of this ridiculous notion of universal suffrage. He he he, that’s a good play on words… “suffrage” …all the suffering that we’ve had to endure for the last hundred years or so pretending that girls were our equal – that’s certainly an “age.”

So bring it on, oil and gasoline interests, keep paying off them politicians and media-influencers. We love it and we want more.

*OPEC Wins, America Loses in House Vote