2007 Jaguar XKR Review
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2007 JAGUAR XKR REVIEW AND ROAD TRIP AROUND MICHIGAN'S LOWER PENINSULA
A Loaper Loop of MichiganFrom a Shunpiker’s Journal
By Steve Purdy
TheAutoChannel.com
Detroit Bureau
“If you seek a beautiful peninsula, look around you.” That’s Michigan’s official state motto. Of course, geographers among you will know that we have two beautiful peninsulas – the Upper Peninsula, usually called the UP, and the lower which has no similar nickname. A person from the UP is known as a Yooper, so we’re justified, I think, in calling us Lower Peninsula natives Loapers. Don’t you agree?
So we’re going to make a big loop around the Lower Peninsula, keeping to the lake shores, and we’ll call it a Loaper Loop. We’ll start in Detroit where we’ll pick up our special ride and head north following the shoreline all the way around the mitten as far as time allows. We’ll get to explore and experience some new Michigania and see how we like the new for ’07 Jaguar XKR Coupe.
DAY ONE – DETROIT TO ALPENA
The Jag was waiting for me in the parking lot of the nondescript
commercial building that houses the contractor who handles the Jaguar press
fleet. Against its gray, dull surroundings the sleek, Frost Blue, sports
coupe literally glowed with enthusiasm for the journey ahead. (Or was that
glow reflecting off me?) I loaded my gear into the 10.6-cubic-foot hatch
and onto the passenger seat, then slid into the ivory and slate leather
interior spending some time acclimating to this beautiful new environment.
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Looking in the inside rearview mirror I see a lot of distortion in the rear window, perhaps because of the steep slope and the defrosting wires. Strange. Other than having to mash the brake unnecessarily to start I find no other initial annoyances. This Jag feels great. I don’t feel packed in or roughed up like I might have in an old XKE. I have plenty of room inside, although the rear seat is obviously not meant for people to occupy.
Is this XKR the spiritual successor to the iconic XKE? We’ll see.
Metropolitan Parkway took me expeditiously to I-94, which in turn took
me north to M-29 at New Baltimore on the north shore of Lake St. Clair.
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“Sure is and you probably did,” I assured him. We talked about the car for a few minutes then we were both off for our respective recreations. Mine took me past Harsens Island and one of the largest stands of wet-land elephant grass I’ve ever seen before turning north to follow the St.Clair River all the way to Port Huron at the southern end of Lake Huron. That 30-mile stretch of state highway passes through a few small towns with parks along their river frontage, stately old robber-baron homes, modern marinas and a huge, smoky complex of coal-fired electric generating plants situated on both sides of the river.
I took advantage of this stretch to acclimate myself to the controls including the novel paddle shifters on each side of the steering wheel. With the shifter in “D” we just gently squeeze the paddle on the left to access manual mode and downshift one gear. If we just cruise along that way it will eventually upshift by itself. But we can select “S” for sport and do all the shifting ourselves. It’s even fun to use the paddle shifters when not driving spiritedly.
The Jag and I never got over about 60-mph along that stretch arriving at
the old downtown section of Port Huron where classic old brick and frame
downtown business buildings reflect Midwestern architectural styles. We
slogged endlessly through the commercial strip north of Port Huron -
characterized by way too many, ill-timed traffic lights - before we finally
broke loose into the orderly rural environs of the lower thumb. The Jag
feels good, even in these tedious driving conditions. Controls, so far, have been
fairly intuitive. Power (while I haven’t yet pushed her hard) is
substantial and, judging from the envious stares I’m getting, her
sexiness quotient is top-of-the-charts.
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How could anyone not like that classic sports car shape and style
executed with such grace and elegance. Mighty sleek with a coefficient of
drag of just 0.31 we can literally slip through the heavy, wet spring air.
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The rain continued light and steady. Each little town along coastal
highway M-25 has a marina and services for the recreational boaters that
swarm the coast around here in the summer. My next stop was Grindstone
City, at the tip of the thumb, where stone was mined and made into huge
grinding stones that processed grain in the old days. Strewn around the
beaches are ghostly hunks of these round stones, so they tell me, but the
snow and ice were still covering the beaches so I saw none. The parking lot
at the city park, while it looked solid but a bit damp, turned out to be
slippery, soft and mighty muddy. This beautiful Jag is getting really dirty
now.
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Heading for Bay City, at the mouth of the Saginaw River where the thumb
joins the rest of the mitten, I needed to pass some trucks. That was
certainly easy with the manual-mode automatic transmission and lots of
horsepower. I began to drive a bit more spiritedly. The winding coastal
road was lined with cottages and homes but there was virtually no traffic
other than those few trucks.
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I just position myself behind the double gravel hauler and at the opportune moment squeeze the paddle shifter on the left of the steering wheel two or three times to downshift, mash the go-pedal gently and zoom around that 60-foot-long obstacle in no time flat. With these quick downshifts we get the bonus of a little throttle blip, just like we would do ourselves with a hot stick. A zero-to-60 mph time of 4.9 seconds is claimed by the honest folks at Jaguar. I’d like to know what the 40-to-70 mph time might be. It seems like just an instant.
Bay City was a pain. The main drawbridge across the Saginaw River was under reconstruction and the route across town using the old bridge meant lots of lights and too few traffic lanes, but more great old Midwestern architecture. The Jag’s optional navigation system was a great help in seeing the alternate route just in time. By the time I got through Bay City it was time to hop onto northbound I-75 and make up a little time before exiting on US 23 at Standish. By the way, that 28-mile stretch along with the earlier 6 miles on I-94 were the only freeway miles I traveled the entire trip.
It’s about a hundred miles up the Sunrise Memorial Highway –
US 23 - to my destination for the night.
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My comfortable room and dinner were provided by Dick Martens, manager of the Holiday Inn, Holidome on the western edge of town. Across the road and less than a mile back toward town on US 23 a spacious wild area has been developed out of an extensive wet land behind a small dam in the Thunder Bay River - a wildlife sanctuary called Island Park. Between the play area at the Holidome and the park I could have spent a couple of days entertaining myself.
The charming Ms. Pardike is an enthusiastic sales person for Alpena. She’s also a writer and former broadcast journalist who loves to talk about the local culture, particularly the lighthouses and maritime attractions. Nearby is a haunted lighthouse that has been the subject of much of her attention. She proudly described the recent designation of Thunder Bay as a National Marine Sanctuary meant to preserve and promote the more than 200 sunken ships in the bay. “Not only is that an unusual concentration of dead ships, she asserts, “it also represents an unusual variety in terms of both age and type of vessels.” Divers of all skill levels can explore shipwrecks in the bay. For non divers the Great Lakes Maritime Heritage Center (free admission) features more than 9000 square feet of displays.
Dinner was at the Holiday Inn’s own restaurant, CW Barbeque. Of course, I always try to enjoy the local foods as much as possible on a road trip and the daily special was freshly caught whitefish. It was probably swimming in the cold waters of Lake Huron earlier in the day. The huge, foot-long filet was lightly breaded and pan fried nice and crispy, tender, white and delicious. That big fish could not have given its life for a more worthy cause than my dinner. Deb, my dinner companion, entertained me with colorful, in-depth stories of the Alpena and Presque Isle areas.
Alpena is another of those areas that deserves a much longer visit when time allows.
DAY TWO – ALPENA TO CHARLEVOIX
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On the road again I have fewer miles to cover but lots to see and do.
Not far out of Alpena, still on US 23, I see on the map a grey road
sweeping off toward the shoreline and passing through the settlement of
Presque Isle - about 15 miles of winding two-lane, well-paved and lightly
populated. The speed limit is 35-mph through there but I sure don’t
know why. At the risk of self incrimination I’ll admit that I may
have been at slightly extra-legal speeds through some of these miles. I got
a feel for the compliant suspension and nice tight steering as the Jag and
I wound through the evergreen forest with just a few peeks at the water on
either side of the road. Amazingly few homes are scattered there between
the big lake and Grand Lake.
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Being off season (early March) this tourist city is nearly a ghost town.
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I washed the Jag again and picked a few spots to photograph it with the big bridge in the background. One of the best spots was the still snow-covered parking lot of the lighthouse. With those big fat 20-inch tires – 245/40s in front and 275/35s in the rear - I nearly got stuck in two inches of wet slush.
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On this section of road I got the best feel for the XKR’s steering and complex suspension. In front we have an independent double wishbone design with coil springs, telescopic dampers, anti-dive geometry and an anti-roll bar. In the rear the drive shafts act as upper links along with lower wishbones, coil springs and an anti-roll bar. Power-assisted, speed-sensitive, variable rack-and-pinion steering with 2.8 turns lock-to-lock and a 36-foot turning radius makes for quick responses and great handling as we swing through tight, off-camber, often rough surface turns. Dynamic Stability Control with Trac DSC Traction Control are standard.
Pushing hard in the deserted areas I felt a little
slippage only on some really tight curves where loose sand was encroaching.
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Two little settlements pop up along highway M-119 - Cross Village and Good Hart. The former is home to a lovely stone Presbyterian church across the street from one of the most fascinating restaurants you’ll ever encounter – Legs Inn. Decorated with an endlessly entertaining array of driftwood sculptures, odd art and unexpected displays, Leggs has been there since the 19-teens.
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After meeting up with my pal Bill, a
Porsche collector and all-around car guy, at his place near Charlevoix, he took me to dinner
at the best place in town, The Weathervane, overlooking the channel with a
drawbridge linking Lake Charlevoix with Lake Michigan, probably only a half
mile apart at this point. The Weathervane is an adaptive reuse of an old
grist mill and still has the massive wood beams exposed on the lower level.
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If you’ll indulge me for just a paragraph, kind reader, I’ll relate an odd coincidence that happened there.
Since Bill eats at the Weathervane often our pretty young waitress, Allison, knew who to call when I left my credit card there. We had taken her out to see the car and she loved it. Well, when I got back to the restaurant Allison was waiting on two fellows and she was telling them about this cool blue Jaguar. They told her that they had seen one just like it south of Alpena the day before, in fact the Jag had passed them. Then they saw the Jag again later at the Holiday Inn where they had stayed the night. They were thinking it is pretty rare to see a car like that in Northern Michigan. So, Allison introduced me to these guys and we had a nice chat. Fortunately, they had not felt dissed when I passed them.
DAY THREE – CHARLEVOIX TO MUSKEGON
Bill meets nearly every morning with a klatch of his pals, many of whom are car nuts, for breakfast at the Flap Jack Restaurant in Charlevoix. I joined them for a shot of caffeine and some bantering. After breakfast we washed the dirty Jag and drove half way back to Petoskey to meet up with one of the most knowledgeable car guys of the area. We wanted his opinion on the Jag. Dave Wager is a car builder, hot rodder and restoration guy with lots of sports car history.
Dave was a race car driver as well and instructor for the prestigious
Bob Bondurant school of high-performance driving. He has been all over the
world on sports car and racing projects. He’s especially fond of old
Jags and I wanted his opinion on whether this new XKR is a spiritual
successor to the classic XKE. “No, it’s not,” he insists.
Though the XKR has the sensuous Coke bottle shape when viewed from above,
and it has plenty of power and more than enough class, it just cannot match
the XKE’s ambiance, he insisted.
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Just north of Arcadia, between Frankfort and Manistee, is a most scenic
turnout that bursts into view after quite a few miles of less scenic road.
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Ludington’s claim to fame is as the port from which the famous
Michigan to Wisconsin ferry boats depart and dock.
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This will be my final stop so I’ll spend some time digesting this trip. My pretty blonde is waiting for me at home with a smooch and a cup of hot chocolate – and home is still two hours inland.
A cold wind is blowing in off the lake. I’m awed by the massive mounds of snow and ice pushed into long banks about 50 feet off shore. Mixed with blowing sand and melting steadily now, the snow mounds have the color and texture of perfectly browned campfire marshmallows – just another discovery of Loaper scenery. The Jag is in the sandy parking area with soft dirty snow pushed up under the fat front tires, and it's all dirty again.
LET’S REVIEW
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The Jag has a few little niggles that need attention. The seat belt clasp tends to slip through the guide at the top of the seat about half the time requiring me to twist uncomfortably to get it back. When hitting a substantial bump – common in Michigan during spring thaw – there is that disconcerting sound of glass hitting metal coming from the passenger side window. The keyless start button doesn’t always start on the first push. Perhaps I’m not mashing on the brake in time, I don’t know. But there is really no need to design it so we even need to mash on the brake since it won’t start without the transmission being in park anyway.
I give the Jaguar high marks. Only those few niggles already mentioned are worthy of note. Notwithstanding the critical assessment of our Charlevoix colleague I can accept the XKR as the spiritual successor to the XKE. Sure it’s an entirely different car because of its necessary modernity, but aesthetically it’s as unusual, competent and nearly as sexy as its progenitor. It is not as silky as the original, but it sure is sensual.
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