Autoextremist Views the GM2000 Unveiling
27 October 1999
Special GM 2000 Show Car Edition as originaly published in Autoextremist. In an obvious counterattack move in the PR wars with Ford and DCX, over the weekend GM took the wraps off computer images of its new show cars for the upcoming season. Using a defensive, Stuart Smalley-like tone (I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and gosh darn-it, I'm worthy enough!")in the accompanying press release, GM is hoping to prove that they are all the way back with this new array of show stoppers. We'll see. You can look them up for yourselves in Monday's USA Today Business section or in Automotive News. We'll provide our own commentary as follows: 1. Chevrolet SSR. Proving that GM has mega talent lurking in those cubicles at Design Staff, the SSR performance truck is light years better than anything Ford and DCX has shown (so far). Confident and cool, this truck should be put into production immediately. 2. Buick LaCrosse. Embracing the car/truck idiom in a very stylish and classy way, the LaCrosse should be another hit come January. 3. Chevrolet Traverse. Chevy should quit screwing around with whatever version they're working on for the next Blazer and skip right to this one. The proportions are masterful (even if we don't like SUVs). 4. GMC Terradyne. Reminiscent of the hot 50s GMC Tractor used in that ancient favorite show "Cannonball," this truck humbles the "tough truck" show iterations from Ford and DCX. Another one of those "what are they waiting for?" questions for GM's decision-makers. 5. Opel CVC, Saturn CV1 & Oldsmobile Profile. Three more renditions of the car/truck/mini-van hybrid, these are all competent and benign to look at. But someone needs to say "enough is enough" with these concepts, before they get out of hand. 6. Cadillac 2000 Concept. Excuse us, but we spoke to soon. It already is out of hand as evidenced with this embarrassing monster attributed to Cadillac. The answer to the question that absolutely no one is asking, this wretched four-door "cruck" is a crock. So much for reinforcing the brand that is allegedly supposed to be "The Standard Of The World." 7. Pontiac Piranha. Ah yes, last, but certainly not least, this disaster from Pontiac makes the Cadillac look somewhat appealing. A couple of years ago, Pontiac "designers" gave us what they called the "'Rageous," which was quickly dubbed the "'Diculous" for obvious reasons. Then last year, they let some misguided young "designer" do his rendition of the GTO, which was literally laughed out of Cobo Hall. And now we have the appropriately named "Piranha," which proves once and for all that the Pontiac "design team" is the finest puveyor of Clown Cars in the world. The Piranha is overwrought, overdrawn and just plain overkill. Hideous from stem to stern, it's "show" cars like these that should have GMPR rethink its advance press release hype.