Only in Beverly Hills . . .

04/09/97

A real estate mogul in Beverly Hills, CA buys a BIG, new, full-house
Mercedes Benz, pulls out of dealership, comes to stoplight, and
encounters a guy driving a similar, loaded MB.

He says..."do you have the V12 ?"

"Yep"

"Do you have the phone/fax machine?"

"Sure do"

"Do you have the TV set?"

"Of course . . . and I have the bed!"  And with that the man drives
off.

The first MB owner says, "THE BED?  I gotta get the bed."  So he goes
to his Beverly Hills MB dealer and says, "I don't care what it costs,
I want THE BED!"

Two weeks later he has his new MB with a bed and he encounters the
same guy with the similar Mercedes at a stoplight.  The car is parked
at a restaurant and it appears no one is in it, so he goes over and
knocks on the rear window.  The window comes down slowly and car guy
one says. "hey, hey, I got THE BED!"

The other guy, irritated, says, "You got me out of the shower for
that?"

Bill Maloney -- The Auto Channel