Racing Gag (Courtesy of Rufus "Parnelli" Jones)

06/08/96

Mack and Jack were race car drivers and good buddies, and they made a pact that if one of them ever "bought the farm" the other one would find a way -- maybe through a medium -- to make contact with the other one at that great race track in the sky. Well, Jack crashes big time at Charlotte and heads for the pearly gates.

Mack tries everything imaginable to make contact with Jack and finally succeeds. Jack says, "Mack, I got good news and bad news. The good news is that this place is wonderful. Smooth paved track, wide turns, beautiful pit area, grassy infield and great lap times. The bad news is...next Sunday you're on the pole!"

Bill Maloney TACH

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