Top Ten Things Not to Say to a Cop When You Get Pulled Over

05/29/96


Top Ten Things Not to Say to a Cop When You Get Pulled Over
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10 Back off Barney, I've got a piece.
 9 Wanta race to the station, Sparky?
 8 I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout!
 7 On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack.
 6 You'll never get those cuffs on me...You Pussy!
 5 Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!
 4 Hey wasn't your daughter a pork queen?
 3 How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
 2 Hey officer is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me?
 1 I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunk'in Doughnuts has a 3 for 1 special!

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