Ultra Right Beer, Now This Is Drinking Responsibly!

Do not drive when you are in any way under the influence of alcohol or drugs*

Marc Rauch

By Marc J, Rauch
Exec. Vice President/Co-Publisher
THE AUTO CHANNEL

A guy named Seth Weathers, using the on-screen nickname "Conservative Dad" has come up with a hilariously funny way to strike back at the insanity of transgenderism, he's launched a new beer under the brand name ULTRA RIGHT BEER. The beer obviously targets some wifto who has deluded himself into thinking that he can magically (and surgically) change from being a male into a female. And this wifto has been adopted by a Millennial nitwit who works for Anheuser-Busch Brewing to be the "new face" of Bud Lite beer.

Seth Weathers

The Bud Lite marketing tactic has drawn the ire and revulsion of people all over the world. Kid Rock reacted by machine-gunning some Bud Lite beer cans. Some Country music musicians have banned Bud sponsorship of their concerts. And, political consultant Seth Weathers came up with 100% woke-free Ultra Right American Beer as a way to vent his revulsion. Here's the TV/video commercial that he produced to promote Ultra Right beer.

Business news reports claim that the bonehead marketing has caused millions of dollars in lost revenue and many more millions in public stock valuation. Very recent reports from Anheuser-Busch seem to be saying that the entire campaign was just a marketing stunt to draw attention to Bud Lite, which has been suffering from a loss of brand awareness. I think that might be possible, but I doubt that the Bud marketing nitwit would have the creativity to dream up this gag. I think that this claim is just a CYA statement because everyone at Anheuser-Busch must be embarrassed beyond belief. I think it's akin to Coca-Cola changing the taste of classic Coke, and the Boston Red Sox trading away Babe Ruth to the New York Yankees.

Whatever is the truth about the rationale for the campaign, one thing is completely true: Bud Lite is terrible. It would be much more effective and far longer lasting if Anheuser-Busch simply made Bud Lite taste good.

*Other things to avoid: Do not vacation in Russia, North Korea, or Cuba. Do not go hiking along the Iranian border. Do not eat yellow snow. Do not hold a lit cherry bomb firecracker in your hand - light fuse and throw away.