Lindsay Lohan's Headlight For Sale On Ebay

Posted by www.eMercedesBenz.com on October 21, 2005 at 11:00 AM CST

A while back, we brought you a story about Lindsay Lohan crashing her  
Mercedes SL into a van.

http://emercedesbenz.com/Oct05/04LohanCrashesHerMercedes.html

When reading the story, I'm sure the first thing that came to mind  
was "Gee whiz, I wonder if I can buy the passenger-side headlight  
from her SL. That would be swell."

You're in luck, my celebrity-obssessed readers, or actually, you were  
in luck. In a move that comes as a surprise to no one, pieces of  
Lohan's SL have been appearing on eBay.

My favorite - Lohan's actual headlight, which the eBayer claims was  
taken by a friend who managed to inspect Lohan's vehicle after the  
accident.  Yeah right, and Ed McMahon is bringing me my $10 million  
check next week.  According to the listing, and yes, this is an  
actual excerpt, "I WAS REALLY WAITING TO GET THIS IN MY HANNS(FRIEND  
OF MY WORKS AT THE PLACE WERE THE CAR WAS TAKEN)..... TODAY IS YOU  
LUCKY DAY THIS IS A ONE OF A KIND ITEM I WILL NEVER PUT ANYTHING LIKE  
IT THIS IS THE ONLY THING I GOT....YOU ARE BIDDING ON THE PASSENGER  
SIDE HEDLIGHT OF LINDSAY BLACK MERCEDES..."

I have one suggestion for our grammatically impaired friend:  get a J- 
O-B.  Quit selling this ridiculous crap and trying to earn a quick buck.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to listing my BLT with  
light mayonaise on rye that has the outline of the virgin Mary  
embedded in one of the bacon strips.  If you're interested in  
obtaining spiritual enlightenment, the bacon virgin Mary will soon be  
available for a mere $45,625.  Plus shipping.

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