Lindsay Lohan Crashes Her Mercedes

Posted by www.eMercedesBenz.com on October 4, 2005 at 11:59 PM CST

It's been a while since we've had the pleasure of bringing you  
entertainment, but today just happens to be our lucky day.  Word on  
the street is that Lindsay Lohan, star of such Hollywood gems as  
"Herbie Fully Loaded" and "Freaky Friday," has decided to stop her  
self-imposed ban on food and start eating again...oh wait, wrong  
story - let me try again.

Today it was reported that Lindsay Lohan was involved in an accident  
in West Hollywood, California. The accident occurred when Lohan,  
apparently in an effort to avoid the paparazzi, crashed her black  
Mercedes SL 65 into a Chevy Astro van, which then collided with  
another parked van. Lohan, her passenger, and the driver of the van  
were all taken to an undisclosed hospital, and various sources  
indicate that all three suffered only minor injuries.

If you're keeping track, this isn't the first time Lindsay has been  
involved in an accident. Last year, Lohan was involved in an accident  
in which she was sued by the other driver. Earlier this summer,  
Lindsay was involved in yet another accident, this time involving the  
paparazzi. Eventually, charges were filed against the paparazzi  
driver when it was determined he had intentionally caused the accident.

Lindsay, if you're reading this, we hope you get well soon.  And  
while we're at it, we have two bits of advice for you.  First, start  
eating. I think most people would agree that you look much better as  
a healthy, well-endowed woman than as an anorexic blonde skeleton.  
And second, hire a driver. Judging from your driving record, it will  
make everyone in West Hollywood much safer, including you.

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